well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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