Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
we're so committed to being not committed
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