fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
