remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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