go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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