Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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