They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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