he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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