O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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