I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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