you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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