If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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