Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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