I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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