hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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