I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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