Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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