Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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