To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He passed out mid-signature
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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