It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We need to rekindle our bromance
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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