i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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