Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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