So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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