and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Randomize
