He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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