Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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