Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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