so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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