Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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