a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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