You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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