with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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