i think my tv is drunk
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
tell your sister to shave her snatch
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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