he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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