Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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