We won't sleep together?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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