Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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