Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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