I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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