Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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