I'm passing your future prison.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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