remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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