I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
