At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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