do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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