Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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