dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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