A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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