I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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