Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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