What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
